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Date someone who will

linz-ooh-la-la:

one-of-thosequeers:

bootyygodd:

  • wake up at 4am just to listen to you talk about a bad dream you just had
  • tease you for little things just to apologize six million times when you act upset
  • be nervous to kiss you for the first time because they don’t want to fuck up 
  • touch your butt 
  • offer to buy you a book that you absolutely love, and insist when you tell them no
  • watch your favorite movies with you even if they don’t like them
  • let you give them too much information and just listen to you talk for hours 
  • stay up until you fall asleep just because they want to talk to you
  • share your love for dogs
  • talk about animals with you for hours 
  • make you laugh even if it’s 2:30am and you’re laying in bed crying because you sat there and over thought
  • reassure you that they care and will always be there for you
  • tell you that they think you’re cute when you get angry at a video game 
  • laugh with you 
  • claim to not know what you’re talking about just so they can watch as you struggle to explain it just to tell you they already know and just think you’re adorable 

Most importantly, date someone who makes you happy. 

bri-tlejuice

He used to do all of this..

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callmeyce:

Be kind. Always. :)

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HOW LONG CAN YOUR SIGN HOLD A GRUDGE?

  • Aries: 24 Hours tops
  • Taurus: Until they die. Maybe not even then.
  • Gemini: Give it 30 seconds
  • Cancer: Years
  • Leo: Until the end of time
  • Virgo: Couple of months
  • Libra: .02 seconds unless you really fucked up
  • Scorpio: All of eternity
  • Sagittarius: Two days
  • Capricorn: Don't even bother apologizing
  • Aquarius: A year
  • Pisces: 2 months maybe

jungkookiseden:

ginathethundergoddess:

malumdiscordiae:

DONT TOUCH ME

MY HEART

omg this is the real love

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ohmyseason6cas:

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

grandpa for president

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childishdynamite:

midnight-sun-rising:

😩😂😂😭😭😭💀✨

GROUPON KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT’S HAPPENING

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cleversomethings:

beltaguise:

dailyjackiechan:

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

Help me internet superstitions.

HELP ME JACKIE

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